Panda Fakes Pregnancy To Get Perks From Her Caretakers

August 27th, 2014

I can see the welfare commercial now: So easy a Panda can do it.

Gas Prices

August 27th, 2014

The wife filled the SuperCrew at $2.74 a gallon this week… must be close to an election.

EPA to Employees: Stop Pooping in the Hallway!

June 26th, 2014

I guess this is just what you get as an agency when you’re staffing from the Occupy movement.

Military advisers to Iraq

June 19th, 2014

“President Barack Obama today said the United States is prepared to send up to 300 military advisers to Iraq..”

So I guess Iraq really is the new Viet Nam… we just had to wait for a Democrat to bring it full circle.

Moms Demand Action Protest Draws 12 People

June 12th, 2014

So Bloomberg’s henchwoman’s bogus grass roots group held an anti-gun rally outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores only 12 people showed up.

I think one of the article comments sums it up perfect, “funny what happens when no one is payed to go to a protest”…

“We are socialists…

May 30th, 2014

“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”

Adolf Hitler May 1, 1927

John Kerry on Saddam

May 23rd, 2014

“Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime … He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation … And now he is miscalculating America’s response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction … So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real…”

Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

Hillary on Saddam

May 23rd, 2014

“In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members … It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons.”

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002

HeyJackass! | Illustrating Chicago Values

April 30th, 2014

Don’t believe the official crime stats from Chicago? Get the real numbers at: HeyJackass! | Illustrating Chicago Values.

Safe Depository of the Powers of Society

April 28th, 2014

“I know no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them, but to inform their discretion by education. This is the true corrective of abuses of constitutional power.”

–Thomas Jefferson, letter to William Charles Jarvis, 1820


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